You start the match...

You start playing and realize you have no clue what you're doing.Using your keen intellect you know what you have to do. When the smart kid isn't looking you go and eat his chess pieces. The smart kid has no idea how he is losing. Neither do any of the other kids who are very impressed with your genius. You win and are promptly crowned the new head of the chess table. No one will ever know you don't actually know how to play chess...

🛸 Class is over. It's time to go home.